Ah, McDonald's. The butt of many an American joke and some would say, the large butt of America. I get to travel with some of my kids out into the community. Every community has a McDonald's, as it turns out (except, notably our neighboring state capitol of Montpelier). McDonald's is a great place to take kids; they tend to be rather clean, have ample bathrooms, you can loiter, you can make someone extremely happy for 99 cents. But those toys. Like a woodpecker to a rotting tree, my kid made a beeline to the toy case. What the hell is with those toys!? More after the jump.